Saturday, May 5, 2007

Man Eats At Taco Bell, Loses Carbon Neutral Status

A man lost his much-coveted "carbon neutral" designation Sunday, eating a Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito, a Carne Asada Steak Taquito, and a Mexican Pizza. Sources said the man appeared "distraught" and also "somewhat gassy and bloated."

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaystory.asp_Q_storyid_E_1506carbonneut


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